Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Too funny

Someone sent me one of those wretched forwards, some of it was truly funny. Thought I'd share a couple of the gems...

I've learnt that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learnt that it years to build trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take place its place!

Have you had your laugh today?

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